I most certainly have not been to Kroger twice, Walmart twice AND Walgreens twice since Sunday. I must have better things to do with my time than that.
I definitely did not drop a coupon in Kroger this morning, go through the check out without it, then go back and search for it, and miraculously find it, and then go to the service desk and have them apply it towards my receipt I had from the check out. I would never do that. (was saving $2 really worth it?)
No, today I did not have a (I am trying to look for the politically correct term here) male cashier with some physical handicaps make fun of me for using so many coupons. No, not me!
I hope you enjoyed this addition of Not me Monday-on Wednesday!